When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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