Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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