When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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