And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
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