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you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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