I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
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