My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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