Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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