Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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