And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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