I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
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