ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
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