I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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