Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
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