ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
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