Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
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