Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
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