So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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