so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
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