So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I'm dying. Please wear something slutty to my funeral.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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