She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
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