you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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