one two three fourrrrnication!
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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