Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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