you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Sorry my hands just texted you
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
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