So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
I just threw up in the bathroom next to the zebra exhibit. The kids don't know I skipped a beat. Best nanny, ever.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
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