She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
Oh god it's open bar.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
Randomize
