I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
I will be naked everywhere
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
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