Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
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