So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
I will pee on everything he values.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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