So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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