There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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