the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Can I color on your dick again?
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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