Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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