But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
Randomize
