I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
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