i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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