Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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