You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
I'm getting married
To pizza
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
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