There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
We smell like vodka and hangover
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