I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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