Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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