i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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