So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
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