once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
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