I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
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