i just bought a vibrator and the cashier says "have fun with that." i didnt realise what he said so i responded "you too." and then he gave me his number...
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
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