sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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