i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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