That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
I party with great urgency now.
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