He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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