sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
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