So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
3 2 1 whiskey
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
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