Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
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